Exercise Fairy Tale

Once upon a time in a make-believe place called Filmland, a young woman decided to help people. She did not invent a cure for cancer, as cool as that would have been, but instead turned her considerable talents to exercise and diet.

Her name was Jillian Michaels.

Jillian had a talent for handing people their own asses on a plate and making them like it. She was able to encourage and bully many into exercising, all for their own health. Her ability to prepare the most fascinating of challenges infected another young woman.

Her name was Lindsey.

Lindsey, wanting to get in shape, bought one of Jillian’s videos, never intending to fall under the exercise spell. First, it was the 30-Day Shred.

 Then, like a whirlwind, Lindsey lost her mind and bought two more dvd’s, both from Jillian Michaels!

And then, things went horribly awry. 
What is the world if you can’t laugh at yourself?
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